Well, this beats the guy who lived a couple floors down from me with his 24/7 raves when I was there.
Guys at the Cranborne House halls of residence on St Paul’s Place, who couldn’t believe their luck to begin with, have since grown weary at the constant pleasuring by the horny female with her trusty tool.
“At first we couldn’t get enough of hearing her but now we just want some peace – she does get pretty carried away and seems to be up to it at all hours,” a neighbour said. “It’s a bit off putting when trying to get your head round microphysics or whatever. She must be getting through a load of batteries.”
Now students in the adjacent rooms are fighting back after putting giant writing on their windows that can be read from the outside in a desperate attempt to oust the deviant. On the window to the left there is an arrow pointing toward the amorous female’s room with it stating: “This girl owns a dildo.” On the right hand side of the raunchy room it adds: “I can hear it,” also with an arrow pointing in her room’s direction.
